Sometimes I think my cellphone holds a grudge for me, and he's secretly trying to ruin my day. Whenever I forget to lock the keypad and put it back in my pocket it comes to life.
I catch it going online and surfing for hours, my mom calls me and tells me I sent her blank SMSs all night. Last time I caught the bugger enrolling to a dating service! - I shit you not, this phone wants bad things for me.